I'm honestly surprised you're on this page. I wouldn't trust anyone who tried to tell me who they are, least of all on their own website, especially if they're trying to veil it in an authoritative third person (we know you wrote it, just say it's you).
I spent the first quarter of my life in Philadelphia trying to find love only to realize I had it all along in my passion for performing. So I moved out of my girlfriend's bedroom and made a bee-line to Los Angeles and have been getting myself in and out of trouble by speaking my mind ever since. I've been called dry, honest, irreverent, confrontational and that's just my comedy. I've personally been described by a whole slew of colorful adjectives and nouns on my podcast where I interview someone new every Thursday about my favorite subject: myself.